Who Do You Wanna Be ?

Who do u wanna be ? The world's next Tiger Woods ? Mr Box-office big wig ? Or even world's richest man ?
Cut back to June Bangalore 2007 , Its raining cats and dogs . Our noisy three wheeled contraptions are off the road , Its noiseless except for the pitter-patter of the rain . I notice from the dry confines of my veranda a boy , singing walking jumping in the rain . Without a care in the world . I poke my long nose out and investigate '' loosu sa'ar '' pat came the reply . I inquired if the psycho was on orkut , then i could have added him as my friend ! Disappointingly he wasn't .
Long after that scene my brain seemed to be buzzing , with new found inspiration .
Thats who I want to be be the carefree , Insane guy dancing in the rain . Watching the world go by . Doing what I want ! And not giving a f#$% about anything .

George Bush ! who ?

This the story of George bush ; He's on his last lap . He has being chased , yet he rule's unfazed .
I saw him one fine balmy evening . Not on the idiot box but in the front yard . I'm not talking about the First American citizen .
That cheerful evening i saw this stray dog inside my compound , he indiligently looked at me and scared the living daylights outta me . This is not yesterday but time when bangalore's feral dogs where doing rounds hunting hapless children . "Chase it out ! " I was commanded .
I dash behind it , with my sister's vexing battle cries ! It runs out of the gate without much of a war.
Next morning it was back , it took to its heels as soon it saw me , albeit my sister's screaming . This went for a fairly long time . Me chasing and it running for its dear life .
One evening my uncle , My mentor happened to chance upon our game . He called me indoors and revealed why the dog haunted our house " its on its last lap , its wants to RIP(Rest In Peace) here " . Suddenly saw those red mean eyes were looking misty .
It was still afraid of me , I stopped chasing it , started feeding it scraps and named it , just as u guessed it 'George Bush' . See the connection ? Its not that i want to insult the president the world's most powerful country or anything . I am using my IQ .
Whether the dog is gonna die now or whether George Bush is gonna kicked out of office i don't know . But one thing is certain the stray that has come to known as bush has become my pet now .

Bungee's Back

Hey all you adrenaline junkies out there bungee is back in bangalore . Its on from the 15th of june to the 24th of June . So gather your guts head to the cliff . It always manages to get me on a high .
Makes me feel like life is worth living after all .
horn ok please - please don't think i am advertising for the company organising the bungee jumping . I am advocating it for everybody .

Freakout Everybody ; Here's How

Its really simple . Follow these 10 steps and cause people to stare , laugh , rag , kiss you . Be warned that trying these things are at your own risk . U might get admitted to Nimhans if you do a very good job .
1) Get a imaginary friend , its imaginary so It can can be a girl a guy or both . Age , looks , hair color(inner wear brand also) are all your choice . You will have to finalize everything because you will end up describing It(your friend) to lots of people .
2) Get It a spicy , mixture of alphabets sort of name . The more stupid , the more freaked out people will be . You can also drop plates and name It after the sound the falling plates . For examples dillu , ishimyu , chonganna .
3) Take it with you wherever you go .
4) the real freak show begins now . Introduce It to all your friends , ignoring their raised eyebrows continue talking with It .
5) When hanging out with buddies , ask him what he wants and order something for him also .
at the end of it just tell your friends he is feeling sick and does not want to have his drink .
5a)Play numerous crazy , mental pranks blame it on It .
6)Always keep him next to you . Never ever let anybody ride pillion on your Bike/scooter . Tell them that your img friend is riding with you .
7) Don't laugh .
8) Do this for a week you should have people running away from you . In case desired effects are not produced continue doing the same for another week .
9) Incase undesired effects are produced(gettin slapped , arrested ) Dont even mention my name .
10) Have fun . Cheers !!