Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Unison

Its been a long time since I wrote about happy stuff and my previous posts make me sound like a cantankerous resentful 80 year old brother of the country (I'm the person who feels personally insulted at our sky rocketing crime rates ; so its a self proclaimed title) .
Dear reader if your a woman , a girl or simply a person who sees the romantic side of things (Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance!!) its hard for you apprehend the following paragraphs .
Keeping the happy theme in mind , I write about the unison of man and machine and over a distance 80km from bangalore to Maddur . It was a compromise , a threesome , but it doesn't matter .
Me and my best chaddi buddy took out his spanking new muscled Hero Honda CBZ and pointed her cross hairs at Maddur . (from now on she refers to the bike ) . Wind in our faces and a open 4 lane national highway undressing in front of us , things couldn't get any better .
She teased us with the gear changes , provoked us with the braking and her heart the engine laughed a gentle naive laugh which was music all the way . We carved the road out with a surgeons precision and pleasure I might add .( No insult to the surgeons!!) Lorries and lesser vehicles of mortals we left gaping at her nice shapely backside . We could feel her heart thumping , craving for more . 5th gear and we were a happy three , that intense feeling in our guts of unison Man and machine , overpowering our senses .

There was a time when all three of us agreed that human females were most uncessecary . Having a girl whisper ' go slow i'm scared ! ' at the middle of such a wonderful ride certainly would have felt like having the doorbell ring when having sex . I swear .

Friday, January 4, 2008

democracy Vs communism

Another insult . A bunch of 70 baboons put 1 billion Indians to shame . Juhu beach , new year's eve .
70 roadside drunk thugs , (i refuse accept them as revelers ) molest two women , who come out of JW Mariott hotel in Mumbai , just after 2 AM . The women were rescued by the police albeit after the crime had been perpetrated . The women were taken to the police station , no complaints were registered .
what the hell ?? The police reluctantly pick up 7 people for questioning , Thanks to the constant media glare .
This is where , we come to the shortcomings of a democracy . Had India been a communist , dictator ed country , those hooligans would be facing a firing squad now . I doubt whether even one of them will ever feel a hint of shame for their behavior with the current tenor of things .