Monday, July 28, 2008

A lesson well learnt , Belthangdi






The Start
We from the MC (mountaineering club) are usually sensible people , 22nd of july was the rare exception . We underestimated mother nature . That as numerous hoarse adventure junkies have told you this is not a risk , its almost suicide (for us it turned out to be only a risk - Thank GOD ! !) .
The Jinxed Trek
 We started a trek at 3PM , a time too old for treks . We climbed , all garrulous 22 of us , only to find one man (a big one !) tiring quickly , Our leader AJAX , trekked downhill secured a warm dry(point to be noted) place in our guides' house and returned . As fate should have it , Our guide got cold feet I guess and did not return with AJAX . 
There we were on a thickly forested side of the hill in the rainy western ghats at 4 in the afternoon all confidant to trek a benumbing 10km all by our very selves . Sounds ludicrious right ? it didn't on that hillside that day . oh I forgot to tell you , there were little pests (blood sucking ugly slimy horrendous blind leeches !!! Besides someone forgot to feed them in the last 6 months!!!!) also , we didn't care much about them as they made little or no dent on our adrenaline pumped brains . Our next major hurdle (minor hurdles included fallen trees and the like) was four callow trekkers getting lost . Simple we used our cellphones to reach them and lead them . Luck . A truckload of luck . It took Mr G (planner and cook) great effort and a lot of yelling from the rest of us to get them back . Now talk about knocking on heavens door . The luck was we had cellphone signal in the middle of a national park , and one of the lost boys had that service providers connection !!
After a setback of around 2 hours in fast fading light we decided plough ahead , the rest of us had made a pit stop near a beautiful peak , I think near the halfway mark . I must tell the scenery was breathtaking , literally . It made everything worth it . 
Damn my memory ! I forgot to tell you again we were all carrying our sacks . I will bet none of the sacks weighed less than 6kgs or more than 35 . And then came the rain , Sheets of rain ! Actually it kept drizzling through out and then suddenly someone decided to flush . 
So here we are , battling leeches , rain , imminent darkness and difficult terrain . Mr G who was leading from the front took us through two wrongs pathways . Then he decided he had enough and we couln't go on any further . So after a confabulation in the middle of the jungle we decided to turn back (others options included staying there for the night or continue , both ridiculous) . 
The Return
7PM is when we decided to turn back  , 11PM is the time we actually managed to get out . Standing instructions included no stopping and picking off leeches , Saving torchlight battery power , AND no talk about naxals or wildlife ! 
We turned out all right , except we were wet till the bone , riddled with leech bite holes and very very tired . Mr G and AJAX had some of the finest maggi ready by 1AM .  
The End

Friday, July 18, 2008

Mouth Ulcers.... I've tried it all !!!

Once you have an annoying mouth ulcer you can try to rid yourself of it by
1) Taking a anti-biotic tablet (any anti-bio tab) pulverizing it and mixing it with honey and applying on the affected area .
2) Try applying glycerine to the affected part .
3) There is a gel by name "Dologel" available at all leading chemists over the counter , use that .
If all of the above fails then , its hard luck . You will have to grin and bear it for 1 week or so till it disappears as smoothly as it appeared . 

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Love

Ahhh...She wore a lovely red saree.... A deep sanguine red , not the alarming stinging red but a peaceful pleasing red . She wore a Bindi , A bright red spot on her forehead making her a chic persona , Her face pale being a deep contrast to her bindi . She looked frail . The frail delicate looking lady was nonetheless very beautiful .
He , a perfect gentleman . With the air of the stiff ideal man of the British era . Immaculate in a half white shirt and black pleated trousers . The cuff links were a eye-catching gold . His shoes more shined than many peoples hair is combed . The manner was as proud as a lion simmered . The weather , cloudy and not chilly . A perfect June morning in bangalore the erstwhile pensioner's paradise ' . The time early 6'o clock .
They were off holding hands , looking more together than the latest celebrity couple . There was the unmistakable look of being deeply in love . Content filled eyes wouldn't be a cliché .
What's intriguing about this ?
The septuagenarian gentleman couldn't take more than couple of steps without stopping , out of the breath and the pretty , old lady in her sixties I suppose was bent with age . They held hands and ambled down my street one early thursday morning left me contemplating .

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Reviews of the latest Jeffery Archer book ' A Prisoner of birth '

Paltry reader as I am I quite frankly didn't the book undroppable . The characteristic Jeffery archer ending twist of the story is somewhere before the end , i read past it only to realize after i had finished the book . Its definitely not as irresistible as ' Not a penny less not a penny more ' which is clearly my fav Jeffery archer book .
For someone who went to landmark to meet the man himself and to have read from an autographed book , clearly a disappointment .

Monday, April 28, 2008

Nurses : Mortal angels ??

Nurses , their job description includes witnessing , some of life's most joyous as well as tear-jerking scenes . They go about it with a smile on their faces . My writing about nurses is certainly not the first and obviously not the best of articles about them . Nonetheless , I feel remarkably touched by their service , now that I have seen them , whilst staying with my aunt who was recuperating from a surgery , that I have to tell their story .
Try looking into their eyes , try seeing the human being , the sister , mother , wife . All you will see is Grey smoke . Their unchanging public facade hides the troubles , issues worries bothering them . When they are on duty they have forgotten the self , giving rise to these industrial white clothed smiling busy bees . Blood and pain not denting cheery facade in the slightest . Had these nurses given anything less hospitals would be less joyous and more tears . Nursing is one of the professions where women could be most subjected to abuse . But one look at a nurse walking elegantly , calmly down the corridor , you know it , you know she has taken that in her stride , you know deep down inside that your in safe hands( This is very essential as your trusted doctor might not be at your bedside at 2am , a smiling nurse will be ! ) .
Also much to my chagrin , each one of the nurses made it a point to ask my aunt how she felt rather frequently . It was genuine , heartfelt wishing my aunt would recover quickly from her surgery . And she did .
Truly benumbing to see something so serene , so pure , so saintly these days , you will agree .