Its really simple . Follow these 10 steps and cause people to stare , laugh , rag , kiss you . Be warned that trying these things are at your own risk . U might get admitted to Nimhans if you do a very good job .
1) Get a imaginary friend , its imaginary so It can can be a girl a guy or both . Age , looks , hair color(inner wear brand also) are all your choice . You will have to finalize everything because you will end up describing It(your friend) to lots of people .
2) Get It a spicy , mixture of alphabets sort of name . The more stupid , the more freaked out people will be . You can also drop plates and name It after the sound the falling plates . For examples dillu , ishimyu , chonganna .
3) Take it with you wherever you go .
4) the real freak show begins now . Introduce It to all your friends , ignoring their raised eyebrows continue talking with It .
5) When hanging out with buddies , ask him what he wants and order something for him also .
at the end of it just tell your friends he is feeling sick and does not want to have his drink .
5a)Play numerous crazy , mental pranks blame it on It .
6)Always keep him next to you . Never ever let anybody ride pillion on your Bike/scooter . Tell them that your img friend is riding with you .
7) Don't laugh .
8) Do this for a week you should have people running away from you . In case desired effects are not produced continue doing the same for another week .
9) Incase undesired effects are produced(gettin slapped , arrested ) Dont even mention my name .
10) Have fun . Cheers !!
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