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Mumbai fun all thanks to.....

   We , my family went to Mumbai with our accompli-aces from cox town . Mukundappa , Jaya aunty Krishna and Amala . Right from the word go there was fun filled excitement from all quarters for everythin i wanted to do . Interlaced with my dad's Preachings of yogic principles and interpretations of the Bhagavath geetha it was manna for the soul , body and mind all the way .

    Mr and Mrs Soumen and little Aditi were our guides in the big bad unconquerable marathi heartland , most gracious hosts that they were . 

  Eating one of our greatest endevours as we tried to savour everything on the menu . Everybody gained a couple a kilos , no harm done . Trekking to the Dam(damn i forgot the name) in lonavala was undoubtedly fun , a little less than catching and passing around frogs in the derelict swimming pool . The " kids " also behaved , making our stay a rapture .

   The adventure with the gypsies had us excited like kids at christmas . The ladies were elated carrying kids' of the goats and posing for photos . The chai at the wayside tea shop was always fun with the lazy men swaggering in late most of the times . Amala's rapport for animals be it sheep , kid , dog , kitten , frog , puppy had me at a loss , so was Jaya aunties " powers of positive thinking " . This doesn't sound to bad " rock on jaya aunty !!  " does it ??

      

   We rented a taxi sometimes and butted ourselves into it , all 8 of us and in most cases with a moderlately large amount luggage . At the other times we had Mr Soumens Honda city thank God .

  The revelations of M uncles' adventures in his youth made me wonder a long time after he was done talking . I bow my head in awe and respect . 

  Krishna was the one who almost took offence for being called a kid . The other two were kinda lost most of the time . It was great having someone to really talk to . 

  A great excursion , all thanks to the pleasurable company we had . 

     when is the next one ? 

 

here is : kannada slangs SP2

kalchko - depart , leave . 

Gandhi - decent child . truthful and uncorrupted . Also shots which catch the edge of the table in TT. 

Food hakko - Eat something . ondh nimsha eru food hakkond barthini . 

Attendance haku - <>to relive oneself in the loo . 

dovgara - Liar , ingrate . Sycophant . 

Gatti chatney - extremely stingy . Parsimonious . 

hawa bedu - use of strong language to bring under ones control . 

awaz haaku - yell , shout , bent anger , swear . Awaz haaki karkonkd baa . 

train / bus / plane hatsodu - to make a person believe something . 

Othla odi - loiter , waste time . 

othlappan - A specialist in the aforementioned activity . 

Kachu - Literally Bite . In slang means to talk to much for too long without purport . 

pitil kuyodu - To lie , slander , gossip to a disinterested audience . 

Open maadu - to break open a head with a blunt instrument like a Loong . 

Loong - A blunt metal rod used with damaging effects . 

Suit case - Well anatomically speaking a woman posterior .  In crude terms that we all succumb to a " ladys' Ass ". 

Konga / kongati / kongru - Offensive slang . Racist remark . Tamilians living in Karnataka .

urulu hodi - By heart . Commit to memory . Maga a chap naanu urlu haakidine . 

PS - I'm done with these long testing slang blog . If u know some more keep them to yourself . Tell me and open maadthini !

Kannada Slang.... The Latest Guide

"yersodu" - flatter , pump the ego . 

"AJM " - Akkan / Aiyyo just miss . When something happens , well  almost / 

"Thiika"  - Noway . Impossible . When said as a reply means whatever the first person said was ridiculous !

" kivi hinde huvva / lalbagh / cubbon park " - I'm no duffer you moron .

"Gandu " - Works most eloquently for ' buffoon ' . 

" LKB / Loude ke baal / Shata / sha  " - pubic hair . 

" aaikond thinnu " - waste time , loiter .

" Figurrrr " - nowadays unisex word for beautiful , bold and appealing . 

" Gasss " - distroyed , disfigured , dismembered , broken . Macha avana kidney gasss ayithu . 

'' Levellu " - Personal contribution of BMS telecom 2006-2010 batch . Attitude . literal translation of high level .

" muchu / thika muchu " - oh shut up ! 

'' Sink / escaape aagu '' - escape . make a run for it . E blog bardu naanu sink aagthini . 

'' Set up '' - Extra martial affair . 

'' Jhoot " - leave in a hurry . 

'' Karadi " - offensive slang Hairy babe . 

''macha , maga !! '' - kannada for dude/ homie . 

''loong / mach '' - weapons of mass destruction .

'' Caake cut maadu " - step on cow/ animal / human poop . 

" Jinkemari '' - a pretty girl . 

'' aunty figurrr " - you pretty mush guessed it . 

'' tight '' - drunk 

'' blast aada / aadlu '' - Drunk or high without motor and / or verbal control . 

'' Blast maadu " - rip thru the streets . 

'' agarbatthi / bijili / kaddi '' - cigarette . 

" dagar '' - flirt . Don't push it too far . 

'' cookies " - the '' biscuit '' of yesteryear . Any trickery that was successfully pulled off . " Thinda cookie ?? " 

'' Theerta / bullets / fuel '' - booze . 

PS - i have tried to my best to include the most slang words from my kannada jargon . If u know more post as a comment and i'll include it in my next blog .