Heard the latest talk on the campuses ? Is it about characters like ashu , vikranth ? wtf ? Welcome to the insane world of MTV hero honda Dowdies . Last week's amusing episode had all the male participants wax their legs and few other unmentionable parts of their body , dress up as ladyboys and do an impromptu jig for the camera's ! Goodness , Gracious , Great balls of fire , was i enchanted or what ?
The adventure tasks are physical torture ! And shit there's politics about who gets voted out , Nosy cameramen do a amazing job getting every whisper , gesture , they leave no suspense .
Hold on there's more , " THE GAME GOES INTERNATIONAL ! "
what the hell are these blokes at MTV thinking ? why on earth do have to go abroad to do freak show ?
They entrap dumb innocent kids(u see them on the show.. you'll agree !!) take them to Thailand and make them do this ! And every now then a bald guy comes and talks of the roadies spirit . Guess what ? I can smell the roadies spirit.... It stinks !
They are overdoing it so much I abhor watching MTV now , for they have a whole slew of shows bridled with Dowdies (voted out , making of roadies etc) . And if thats not enough they host a show on the radio also !
Stay away !
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Ittle's and Dosha's
Yawn !! back from the land of the Sun Temple , also the land of ittle's and dosha's (Idly's and dosa's) . Pristine beaches , it'll beat goa hollow if not for the hippies who give Goa its hype . Chilka the world's largest salt water lake doesn't fail to impress either . The dolphins are rather sleepy . The oriyans make amazing cooks . Food scores .
Hygiene is nothing write home about . As dirty as many north Indian cities are . Puri is a small tourist loving town . Nothing to do other go to temples and pray or play on the beaches . Best time to visit is clearly the winter . The Konark sun temple is in ruins . Nobody calls it so , it was dissapointing to see such a great monument in deplorable condition . The temple has a rather large number erotic figures sculpted into the walls . Makes me wonder about our ancestors !
Hygiene is nothing write home about . As dirty as many north Indian cities are . Puri is a small tourist loving town . Nothing to do other go to temples and pray or play on the beaches . Best time to visit is clearly the winter . The Konark sun temple is in ruins . Nobody calls it so , it was dissapointing to see such a great monument in deplorable condition . The temple has a rather large number erotic figures sculpted into the walls . Makes me wonder about our ancestors !
Thursday, February 21, 2008
What geeks students are becoming .
Engineering in itself , most would nonchalantly agree is mundane . Don't know why or from when , but VTU has by far managed to squash anything evenly remotely sounding like campus politics . It is not burial of politics inside campuses that is pricking my conscience but rather the awareness about social causes that went espoused with it .
All wanna be engineers [including me , I'm no hypocrite ! ] so disconnected from incidents happening in today's India . Nobody has any opionions about Taslema nasreen or corpulent bribed cops . Yes yes all over ambitious debaters included [Just because your in a debate arguing for/against issues , without actually believing in it , makes me sick] . I am surely not asking for a dharna in front of Vidhana soudha . But i am seeking a way out where students could form non-nebulous voices about today's concern . I am firmly of the opinion that doing away with campus politics dimmed our awareness on the issues plaguing our everyday life . I don't think engineering students should start studying political or social science as an extra subject , but for the inspired ones there should be some way . Ask any dowdy politician and he will drive home the point " students are the future of our country ! " . Engineering grad's never swore under any oath that they are going to stay true to their education , voila! you have engineers doing everything from research to politics to economics . So I think it would pay to have a head start . After all information is money you know , we never know where we might end up .
All wanna be engineers [including me , I'm no hypocrite ! ] so disconnected from incidents happening in today's India . Nobody has any opionions about Taslema nasreen or corpulent bribed cops . Yes yes all over ambitious debaters included [Just because your in a debate arguing for/against issues , without actually believing in it , makes me sick] . I am surely not asking for a dharna in front of Vidhana soudha . But i am seeking a way out where students could form non-nebulous voices about today's concern . I am firmly of the opinion that doing away with campus politics dimmed our awareness on the issues plaguing our everyday life . I don't think engineering students should start studying political or social science as an extra subject , but for the inspired ones there should be some way . Ask any dowdy politician and he will drive home the point " students are the future of our country ! " . Engineering grad's never swore under any oath that they are going to stay true to their education , voila! you have engineers doing everything from research to politics to economics . So I think it would pay to have a head start . After all information is money you know , we never know where we might end up .
Sunday, February 17, 2008
After driver's its Dhobi's now
One of the most interesting observations has been that of the peaceful co-existence of dhobi's .There's one for every street here and apparently the dhobi's have no zealous plans expansion like the rest of coraporate india . So no turf wars , no foul language and yes of-course another of those " unsung heroes " .
The innocuous everyday smiling dhobi . Hard to notice , almost indispensable for most of us . The source of interminable local red hot gossip . The owner and operator of an informal no-reservations maid-servant placement agency , with free background[ criminal records , address , promptness at work , so on and so forth] details . Doubles into an unofficial gate keeper whose promptness at it will cheer you up even after driving in bangalore for 3 hours ! They'll wash your car for a dime , humility is most probably their middle name .
Here I would like to become male chauvinist and add that fetid male dhobi's and their drunk fracases are innately entartaining for new world people like us [P.S-I don't have contradicting views , these squabbles are usually very easily resolved and ends with more liquor!!] .
In this era of globalization i am very happy that the ambani brothers didn't open a ginomorous laundry chain all over the sub-continent . Everytime a see a dhobi with a handful of clothes it makes me happy that they are keeping up , so don't be so parsimonious . Give them what they deserve for keeping you prim .
The innocuous everyday smiling dhobi . Hard to notice , almost indispensable for most of us . The source of interminable local red hot gossip . The owner and operator of an informal no-reservations maid-servant placement agency , with free background[ criminal records , address , promptness at work , so on and so forth] details . Doubles into an unofficial gate keeper whose promptness at it will cheer you up even after driving in bangalore for 3 hours ! They'll wash your car for a dime , humility is most probably their middle name .
Here I would like to become male chauvinist and add that fetid male dhobi's and their drunk fracases are innately entartaining for new world people like us [P.S-I don't have contradicting views , these squabbles are usually very easily resolved and ends with more liquor!!] .
In this era of globalization i am very happy that the ambani brothers didn't open a ginomorous laundry chain all over the sub-continent . Everytime a see a dhobi with a handful of clothes it makes me happy that they are keeping up , so don't be so parsimonious . Give them what they deserve for keeping you prim .
Friday, February 1, 2008
Unsung Heroes
well like watchin Roger Federer playin tennis ?
There are great many number of mast roe's like him closer to home . On the bus ride (Over night , partly on NH 17 , Western ghats , winding , twisting like the by lanes of hell , single lane potholed road !!) back to bangalore from Karwar , our bus driver held four of us , small brained engineering geeks spell bound to his driving . He was sometimes as close a feet from the vehicle in front of us at flying at 70kmph , it would be a blatant lie if I say i wasn't scared .
Standing in the cockpit( it seperated the drivers cabin from the passenger area) it seemed to us like he had more than four limbs . He did it with enough panache to rob the sheen from James bond . The artisan was a funny guy as he kept joking with his cleaner . At times i felt he was keeping the cleaner awake ! Girls never understood the beauty until they saw this performance . Especially my girlfriend . The orchestra of over taking and avoiding potholes must be seen to apprehended .
Every performance has a high point , so this had one too . Just as we were about to return to our seats somnambulistically he surrealistically pulled out two betel-nut leaves from his pocket , tore of the tips , fondling with the steering wheel , he slathered on some "sunna " , added a sprinkling of some unknown substance (well it was bloody dark in there!!) , rolled it into a perfect cone and ate it with the air of a German general who'd just won a war .
Maestro truly , top of the line , The bus wasn't a bus, an extension of his body . Apprize them next time you see them . Unsung Heroes .
There are great many number of mast roe's like him closer to home . On the bus ride (Over night , partly on NH 17 , Western ghats , winding , twisting like the by lanes of hell , single lane potholed road !!) back to bangalore from Karwar , our bus driver held four of us , small brained engineering geeks spell bound to his driving . He was sometimes as close a feet from the vehicle in front of us at flying at 70kmph , it would be a blatant lie if I say i wasn't scared .
Standing in the cockpit( it seperated the drivers cabin from the passenger area) it seemed to us like he had more than four limbs . He did it with enough panache to rob the sheen from James bond . The artisan was a funny guy as he kept joking with his cleaner . At times i felt he was keeping the cleaner awake ! Girls never understood the beauty until they saw this performance . Especially my girlfriend . The orchestra of over taking and avoiding potholes must be seen to apprehended .
Every performance has a high point , so this had one too . Just as we were about to return to our seats somnambulistically he surrealistically pulled out two betel-nut leaves from his pocket , tore of the tips , fondling with the steering wheel , he slathered on some "sunna " , added a sprinkling of some unknown substance (well it was bloody dark in there!!) , rolled it into a perfect cone and ate it with the air of a German general who'd just won a war .
Maestro truly , top of the line , The bus wasn't a bus, an extension of his body . Apprize them next time you see them . Unsung Heroes .
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