And oh if your planning to base jump and ride off on a bike .
WEAR THE HELMET BEFORE JUMPING .
I thot base-jumping needs you to keep your parachute half open when jumping ?
STOP RIDING IF THERE IS AN EARTHQAUKE or a TORNADO or BOTH .
COME TO A COMPLETE STOP ON BOTH WHEELS .
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE THE KEYS MORON .
IF THERE ARE SEXY GIRLS AROUND THE BIKE TAKE THEM ALONG FOR THE RIDE :)
The Tagline , '' LIFE AWAITS THOSE WHO LIVE OFF THE EDGE " is boring and meaningless .